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BREAKING NEWS : 15 minutes ago, At Washington D.C. —Barron Trump, son of President Donald J. Trump, has tragically passed Away at 19 year old. Sources close to the Trump family confirmed the devastating news early this morning, stating only that Barron’s passing was due to…see more👇👇
BREAKING NEWS : 15 minutes ago, At Washington D.C. —Barron Trump, son of President Donald J. Trump, has tragically passed Away at 19 year old. Sources close to the Trump family confirmed the devastating news early this morning, stating only that Barron’s passing was due to…see more👇👇
BREAKING NEWS : 15 minutes ago, At Washington D.C. —Barron Trump, son of President Donald J. Trump, has tragically passed Away at 19 year old. Sources close to the Trump family confirmed the devastating news early this morning, stating only that Barron’s passing was due to…see more👇👇
**🚨SATIRE – BREAKING: Barron Trump Joins Galactic Federation, Declares Earth “Too Mid”🚨**
*Washington D.C., 15 minutes ago* – In an unexpected turn of events that has left political analysts, sci-fi authors, and meme pages scrambling, Barron Trump, 19-year-old son of former President Donald J. Trump, has reportedly left Earth to join the **Galactic Federation of Interstellar Youth**.
Sources (who may or may not be watching too much Netflix) confirm that early this morning, a glowing silver spacecraft landed on the White House lawn—again. Barron, clutching a vintage Game Boy and a half-eaten Chick-fil-A sandwich, allegedly boarded the ship without hesitation, pausing only to say, “I’m too tall for this planet anyway.”
According to intergalactic emissaries, Barron has been appointed “Ambassador of Vibes” in the Andromeda sector, citing his “unmatched chill” and “impressive height-to-energy ratio.” His first act? Replacing Earth’s internet with a universal meme grid powered by neutron stars.
When asked to comment, Donald Trump told reporters:
> “He’s always been very special. Very tall. Much taller than Obama’s kids. Some say he’s the future of Earth, or at least the moon. Tremendous potential.”
Melania Trump has yet to release a statement, though a cryptic Instagram post showed her sipping tea under a caption that read, *“He’s with the stars now 🌌✨”*.
The White House is currently investigating whether Barron’s disappearance violates any Space Force regulations, or if they simply forgot to turn off the tractor beam again.
More details as this satirical nonsense continues to unfold…
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